Indian are good at advice...!

Dear Indians,

Once a person was smoking at airport..... ....A gentleman came & asked him.

How much do you smoke a day?

Smoker : Why are you asking such question?

Gentleman replied : If you had collected that money instead of smoking,

the plane which is in front of you, would have been yours.

Smoker asked that gentleman : Do you smoke?

Gentleman:-No.

Smoker asked:- does that plane belong to you?

Gentleman replied:- No.

Smoker:-Thanks for your kind advice, but that plane is mine.

[Smoker’s Name - Vijay Mallya]