Teachr: Why r U Late?

Santa: I was obeying Road Sign!

Teachr: What Sign?

Santa: SCHOOL AHEAD,

GO SLOW !

TENSION-

Ladki ne Apse Lift mangi

Raste me UskiTabiat

Kharab ho gai

Aap Hospital Le gay

Doc bola

Ap bap ban'ne wale ho

apko TENSION!

Ap bole

Me iska

Bap nhi! Phr ladki se pucha

Ladki boli

Yehi

Baap he

Apko 0r tension

Phr

Police i

Apka medical chek up hua

Report i k

Ap to kabhi

Bap hi

Nhi bn sakte

Aap ne

Khuda ka

Shukr

Ada kia

Aur ap khushi khushi bahar a gaye!

0r phr

Socha k

Ghar pe jo 2 bachche hen..

Wo kis k hen.. ? apko phr TENSION.

The Position of a HUSBAND is

like a SPLIT A.C.

No Matter how Loud & Vibrant it is Outside,

but inside the Room;

it is Designed to Remain Silent..

I have often questioned myself-

Do clever men make good husbands?

After many years of marriage,

I found the profound answer

Clever men don't become husbands.

Why do we first see lightning

and then hear its thunder?

Student: Simple.

Because our eyes are in front

and ears behind.