SMS Treasure

Agar
Koi
Galti
Ghustakhi
Wagaira
Ho
Gai
Ho
To

Plz

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Mafi maang lo..
Mai bahot reham dil hun!

Dad: if u Pass in the exam,
i will Present u 1 Cycle.
Son: if i fail?
Dad: i will Present 10 Cycle
Son: why
Dad: To Open Cycle Shop.

Is msg ko aaj mat padhna kal padhna

Rukja

Oye Rukja

Mujhe pata tha tum nahi manoge!

Mat maano

Mai msg hi kal bhejunga

pagal hone ka sabse aasaan tarika
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Uff, , pagal hone ka kitna shauk hai, ki tarika dhunda ja raha hai

life me kabhi serious na hona
tention na lena
always find time 2 laugh
varna log kahenge ghor kalyug aya he aj kal
CARTOON b nahi haste

To,
D.G.P
Police station
Respected Sir,
As my frnd has no SMS 2 me,I kindly request u 2 take action immediately & encounter d USELESS mobile

Koi apko Pagal
Kahe Toh Dukhi Mat Hona
Afsos Mat Karna
Rona Bhi Nhi
Darna Bhi Mat
Himmat Se Khade Ho Kar Poochna
Tumhe kaise pta chala

Bus k piche likha tha
Agar Khuda ne Chaha to Manzil tak Pahucha Dunga,
Agr Chuki Nazar to Khuda se hi Milwa Dunga.

hum pagal aapke piche
aap pagal kisi aur ke piche
koi aur pagal humare piche
wo bhi pagal kisi aur ke piche
ha ha ha
saare pagal aage piche

Jab teri yad aati hai
to tera sms Pad leta hu
jab tujhe dekhna ho
to ankhe band kar leta hu
jab teri awaz sunani ho
to raste me kute ko laat mar deta hu
Hehe

1 pathan ki behan ko daku utha kar legaye,
Sabne kaha daku khatarnak he khali haath mat jana behan ko bachane
Pathan 2 kilo mithayi le gaya.

Jab Bhi Aapko Dekhta Hu Bas
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Do hi Lines Yaad Aati Hai...
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Bhoot Pisaach Nikat Nahi Aave,
Mahaveer Jab Naam Sunaave!!