SMS Treasure

Ek haseena par nigahain tehri thi, uski aankhein jheel se bhi gahri thi, thak gaya mei apne pyar ka ijhar karte-karte, tab pata chala yaar wo to behri thi...

TERI DOSTI KI ROSHNI ITANI HAI KE
HAR TARAF UJALA HI UJALA HAI......

SOCH TA HOON KI.....

SOCH TA HOON KI .......

GHAR KI BIJALI KATWADU AUR
TUJE DIWAR PE LATKA DU.....

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Upper roller lower roller
Roller lower Roller Upper

Bhagwan
apko sab de
Shakti
Bhakti
Shauhrat
izzat
Car
Bike
Paisa
Bangla

Aur kya dekh rahe hai...kuch rah gaya kya.Lalchi

Khudi ko Kar Kanjoos Itna K
Har SmS Bhejne se Pahle
Service center Wale Call Kar k Khud Puche;
Bata Aj Sms bhejne ki vajah kya hai.?

Take a basket of grapes,
Now take the basket in ur hands and look at the mirror,
What will U see?
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LANGOOR KE HAATH ME ANGOOR.

I m lamp
U r light
I m coke
U r sprite
I m sawan
U r badal
I m normal
U r

also NORMAL
kya yar!khud pe hi Shaq krte ho

99 SAAL ka BUDHA SWARG ki
APSARA dekh ke bola

RAMDEV BABA ke YOGA k chakkar
me na padta to yahan bahut pehle aa jata..

Zindagikuchpalkimai sehittahonahodta joadhaptwamjabtm t

Nahi padha ja raha na..

Frwd kar do,
Tension dene ka,lene ka nahi..

Dil me jo hai
use jatate rehna

jise chahte ho use batate rehna

Nai to

Nai to kya?

Uski shadi me TENT aur KURSI lagate rehna

Mujh me aur aap me smart koun hai?? Guess?....

maine guess karne ko kaha.... Press karne ko nahi. Ab pata chala smart koun hai..

Shivji or Parvati kabi COMPUTER Kyo nahi
sikh paye?

Bata?

Nahi pta na.

Ha Ha Ha.

Kyoki GANESHji mouse lekar bhaag jate
the

Hi
Aaj khush to bahot hoge tum,
kyonki..
barish jo ho rahi hai

Aur

barish mein

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sabhi MENDAK khush hi hote hai

1 Ladka achanak ladki ko dekh kar bola-
"Lafz tere Geet mere,
Ghazal koi sunau kya?
Ladki-"Haath mere Gaal tere,
kaan ke niche bajau kya

Lite can replace Sun
Parents can replace God
Daughter can replace Son
Bt nthing in d World can replace U
Because
LOCAL ITEM
No guarnti
No replacmnt

Jo Tumko ho PASAND wahi baat kahenge
Tum DIN ko agar RAAT kaho to RAAT kahenge, kyon
Socho

SOCHO naa

Kyonki PAGAL logo se BAHAS nahi karna chaiye!

Agar koi achha sa MSG ho to use Jaldi se
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Paper par likh kar almari me band kar do.
Kahin galti se SEND na ho jaaye